Sharing this cuz my sister is making me.

A few months back my nephew got a new cell phone, called me from it and I saved it in my contacts on my phone.  Now anytime I send him a text I send it to the old phone (which he still has), the new phone and his wifes phone.  I want to make sure they get the msg.

Yes, I know I should seek counseling.

Anyhoo, I’ve been begging for pictures of my nephews wife’s belly.  She is pregnant with twins.  Weighs about 100 pounds and I’m told that at 3 months she is HUGE.  So I’m dying to see her.  Finally they send a picture of her belly.  She has her shirt pulled to expose the belly and it is true…she is super big.  Basketball’ish.  While we all think its adorable, we try to not tease her.  Worried she will think we are making fun or calling her fat.  Which she is not….just very pregnant.  And beautiful.

So.  My brilliant mind.  I decide to send a picture of my hubby’s gut to her to make her feel better and to add some humour to it all.  He has a beer gut going on and this amazing ability to pop his gut out to appear pregnant himself.  

He’s mine ladies.

So he poses, I snap the shot of just his belly on the cell and send it off to all three phones.  Immediately I get a response from my nephews new phone saying “who is this”.  I say….. “its my hubby LOL”.  New phone texts back and says, all I see if a fat belly and no face.

I immediately think – ok, my nephew is obviously slow.  This is funny.  He should be laughing.  So I say more clearly and slowly cuz you know, you can totally do that in a text “dude – its George, doesnt this make Shannon feel better”?

A text comes back saying “no.  This is my 13 yo daughters cellphone and I do not appreciate you sending naked pictures to it”.

Pause.

Uhm.

Mike is screwing with me.  badfeelingohmygoddidisendthistothewrongnumberohmygodohmygod.

No, wait.  This is the new cell phone.  Could there be a prob with new cell phone?

I call Mike.  He doesnt answer.  I call my sister who I also sent the photo to.  Yes, we are a warped family.  You are the one still reading.    That makes you just as bad you know. 

My sister pee’s herself laughing so hard.

Some people get the kind, loving, compassionate sister.  I get the one who laughs when I fall up a curb, dress blowing over head and then makes me walk home 5 blocks on a foot that I just broke in 12 spots. 

But I’m not bitter.

Anyhoo.  Unable to reach Mike, it is determined that this ‘new cellphone’ is the one that he took back.  He didnt like it so he returned it.  And obviously someone got his new number.  And beer gut pics of my hubby.

And some where out on MySPace there is a 13 yo girl who posted said photo with a caption of “like, oh my god, this really old guy just sent me like, a naked photo”.

Moral of the story:  Keep in better contact with your family and friends.  Or your hubby too could be potentially arrested for sending obnoxious photos to children.