You know. I’ve had enough. Enough I say. Really, just stop.
I just wrote a lengthy post about my woes. Then thought – really…who gives a shit about the lengthy version of my problems? So here are the Cliffnotes.
I work for the fricking Jerry Springer show. (I edited the F bomb that I really wanted to drop there)
My hubby’s family (including a cat that pisses everywhere and an unemployed sister) are soon to be moving in with us.
My best friend is coming to town tomorrow to visit. That sounds good eh. No. She is bringing my mortal enemy (who is now her good bud) with her. And I have to have to put on my fake, let bygones be bygones face for her.
Our mortgage is going up almost $200 bucks next month. Yeah, we are one of those people you see on the news.
Binky’s eye is acting up again. Bring on the meds.
I am going thru some health issues that require surgery – that I’m too yeller to have.
Its 14′ outside right now. Temps to dip below zero tonight.
There. Thats it. Kind of. At least for what I’m willing to publish for the world to see.
Arent you glad you stopped by for my cheerful ass?
Programming to resume when I’ve ate enough chips, chocolate and ice cream to fog my brain.
Life is just boogelly sometimes. We don’t have Cliffnotes here, so I only ever heard the word on American sit-coms. For years I thought they were Clip notes, you know, short clips of the whole book or play. Sigh. Hope things might look up a bit soon.
PS You don’t REALLY work for Jerry Springer do you???!!!
By: 2paw on January 18, 2008
at 11:08 pm
Are there enough chips, chocolate and ice cream to blot out the crap that’s been dumped on you?
Sorry that you have to take go thru ANY of it. But don’t put off surgery because yeller (scared)+ blue (sad) = green. And you don’t want to be green, do you?
By: Laurie on January 18, 2008
at 11:48 pm
I give a shit. Honest to frick – I would have totally read the lengthy version and responded in kind. But let me just say this – I’m sorry. I hope the hubby’s family moving in is very temporary. I think you are a very mature person for putting on the nice face (does this best friend know about the other friend and the mortal enemy thing???) The mortgage things sucks beyond suck. Tell Binky to stop putting his paw in his eyes. Be brave and take care of the health thing – to quote the that six fingered dude in princess bride – if you haven’t got your health, you haven’t got anything.
And in case you thought I ignored number one – do you really work for the Jerry Springer show??? HOnest? Or do you work in an environment that mimicks the shenanigans on his show? Because, dewd, you should so be Youtubing it either way.
By: chris on January 18, 2008
at 11:50 pm
I do not work for Jerry Springer. LOL – you guys crack me up! I do work in an environment that is just short of the tv show though!
By: Rox on January 19, 2008
at 12:49 am
I cant top any of those, so I’ll just say you’ve got my number … use it!
By: shan on January 19, 2008
at 11:50 am
So how are the chips, chocolate and ice cream? I hope they did the trick. It is good to get it off your chest and tell us all about it.
Hope you get the courage soon to get your health back on track. Take care Rox.
By: Anne on January 20, 2008
at 5:06 am
Hey Purple Spaghetti–This is my first of many vists I’m sure, to your blog (I came from Drop Stitch Knitter). I like your cheeful attitude and overall happiness. I think I’ll have fun here. Yeah, I’m one of those people on the news, too. Damn mortgages. I have a bowl of Cheetos, a handful of chocolate chips and a Cream Soda at my side and I don’t feel better yet!
By: Knitting Bandit on January 26, 2008
at 1:28 am